Sunday, June 30, 2013

Where's the beef?



On our second day in Zanzibar, Stephanie and I decided to walk around Stone Town some more and explore our new neighborhood while Maggie was at work. Naturally we started with the beach; at least we couldn’t get lost walking along it…right? Plus this way we could scope out a running route for Steph. Having seen the hospital (site of our internship) along the main road the day before, we figured we could get to it if we walked far enough up the beach. So there we were, enjoying the fresh air, cameras out…snapping away, only to hear someone yelling to us to stop…someone being a stern-looking security dude strapped with an AK-47. Oops! BIG OOPS!!! We had inadvertently broken a law by walking along the beach next to state house, i.e. the president’s beach/vacation home...EEEEKK!! We smiled a LOT, pled ignorance + limited Swahili, and got away with a friendly warning…WHEW!!! Thankfully Steph waited until he had walked away to say she thought his gun looked like a toy. Right next to the state house, a.k.a. the scene of trespass, is the hospital…so we did manage to get a glimpse of our work home for the next 10 weeks.

Around midday, we decided to go get lunch at one of the restaurants our unofficial tour guide from the previous day had pointed out as clean, safe, decent, affordable options for us. They were all in the vicinity of Darajani, an open-air market that we had walked part of the way through with him. Armed with the requisite tourist map, we headed in what we thought was the right direction and promptly got lost. You would think an $8 map would come with the warning that very few, if any, of the streets are actually marked…so not to rely on the map much (AT ALL)…but I suppose then they wouldn’t be able to sell vary many to unsuspecting tourists. :-/ At least we had the overwhelming aromas of endless piles of seafood, dozens of exotic fruits, various vegetables, many chickens (live or dead…your choice), and other foods for sale, to keep our senses alert while we were lost. Oh, and the flies too, of course...TIA.

We eventually managed to find our way through the market, and of course immediately wanted out of there. Thankfully the restaurant we were looking for was on the same street, so relatively easy to find. Stephanie ordered beef pilau and was pretty disappointed that there was so little beef in it. Apparently just a few days in Kenya had gotten her accustomed to eating meat – and a lot of it – at every meal.

That evening, we braved the open air food carts at Forodhani. Think of it as a large open area – like a town square, with benches, a gazebo, a couple of cafés, and a small park where people can relax and hang out for as long as they want. And they do. All. Day. Every. Day. Well…in the evenings, it’s filled with food vendors who set up tables and charcoal grills around the square and sell mishkaki (skewers) of chicken, beef, and various kinds of seafood: shrimp, scallops, marlin, snapper, octopus, squid (whole ones), prawns (also whole…with eyeballs…YUM!!), mussels, shark, barracuda, tuna, kingfish, swordfish, and spiced lobster, just to name a few. There’s also Zanzibar Pizza…which is an interesting concoction of your choice of meat (chicken, octopus, pretty much any kind of seafood, or ground beef), egg, mayonnaise, shredded cabbage/tomato/veggie mix, and cheese…think “Laughing Cow” cheese – that kind. All this is mixed together and put on a rolled out piece of dough, which is then pan-fried. There are also fruit versions of this pizza, and they all seem to come with Nutella; so Mango-Nutella, Banana-Nutella, Coconut-Nutella, etc.

The moment you walk into the area around Forodhani (i.e. when you’re about half a block away), people start aggressively trying to sell you stuff. For us, because of where our apartment is located and who/what we walk by on our way to/from, the offers usually go something like this: Taxi? Ice-cream? Taxi? (mind you…we’re just crossing the street…), and repeat in reverse, multiplied by too many taxi drivers and ice cream vendors to count. Then, we get to the actual food carts, and it’s a free-for-all! Every table has at least 5-6 people (all guys) working at it, and they ask, cajole, and plead for us to “just come see my food…just look.” If you make the mistake of stepping up to a table (just to see, of course), more often than not, a [paper] plate is shoved into your hand, and before you know it, you’ve got at least 5 skewers of various kinds of meat piled on, ready to go onto the grill – to be reheated – along with one or more of the endless types of carbs available (chips, a.k.a. French fries, chapati, Zanzibar chapati/bread [yep, there’s a difference], corn etc.), then dressed up with salad (lettuce, tomato, cucumber), and drizzled with various concoctions of chili sauce. One can also get samosas, falafel, boiled eggs, fried bananas/plantains, fresh fruit, and many other things I haven’t been brave enough to try yet.

We’ve wised up some since our first trip to Foro and now have a regular table/set of guys we go to…when we feel up to it. Although, lately, we’ve started a couple of almost fights at “our table” between one guy who has decided that Maggie and Steph are HIS regulars and the other guys. If the girls take a plate from someone else, he just grabs the plate from his “buddy” – food and all – and shoves them back all the while yelling threatening things at the poor other guy(s)…or he once just fixed another plate for Maggie ignoring the one she already had. Not to worry, he’s always all smiles and nods by the time he turns back to us! Sigh. I guess the positive take on all this is that thankfully, none of us has gotten food poisoning…not really, LOL;-/ I guess our tummies became “local” pretty quick! (Knocking on every piece of wood in the apartment as I write this!!!)

One evening, as we walked home from Forodhani, some random dude says: “Spice Girls!! Hi….” This is just one of the many nicknames we’ve gotten – individually and as a trio, all of them a source of daily entertainment and giggles. I have to say, as nicknames go, it was pretty fitting: Maggie is Posh, Steph is Sporty, and I’m definitely Scary…this is one place it pays to be able to put on a “don’t mess with me” face! We take turns being Ginger, depending on our level of sassiness on a particular day. Although…we may just each rotate and take turns being all the different Spice Girls. It’ll keep folks guessing!

The BEST parts of Forodhani are that it’s by the water and has free Wi-Fi. Oh, and [luckily for Steph] there’s beef…plenty of it!

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